February 2012
Carly has to meet me at 12.30 and I’m sure shes not up, not impressed right now
teap0ts:
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
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I feel like myself again now that I’ve found a red lipstick which is not tested on animals, life is goodddd.
I wish I knew how to drop kick someone so I could drop kick everyone in the face /everyoneisshit
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
tomnomblr:
klaineorama:
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
…
LOL
ahahahaahah
Spending my time signing petitions to stop circuses using animals, just my average Wednesday night.
You know your life is shit when you get rejected from a call centre, to be fair it was only because I couldn’t do the hours because I was at college
Death to all couples \m/
